I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.
So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.
Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.
Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter). Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!
If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.
See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do. The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.
Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…
The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.
Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.
FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight
At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…
This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is. She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.
FuckHerRight.com the place where the models may be sweet and innocent looking right along with the sluttiness that made them the stars they are…but that doesn’t stop them from being able to teach an old horndog new tricks
Regardless of age difference these sweet honeys grab their guys and guide them in the art of giving orgasmic ecstacy and fucking her right.
Cmon guys let’s be honest…when we say we care about what’s in a woman’s head we mean we want to skull-fuck them…and when we say we care about their minds it means we hope they can get kinky
That’s why it’s refreshing and rewarding to see young sluts like this at PinkandPerfect.com using their whole brain cell on the important thing…intense orgasms.
For many of the grads from the last couple years September is a time of displacement….they feel like they should be somewhere but have nowhere to be anymore.
FuckHerRight.com has the perfect solution for them and a way to get the green to make the college scene as long as they have the sex skills to make the cut
“Catch a wave and you’re sitting on top of the world” - Brian Wilson. The beach boys were a group that defined summertime sexuality for at least two generations and understood getting a buzz and catching onto a wave of good vibrations…
This PinkandPerfect.com model might be young enough to be a grand-daughter to the original Beach Boys but obviously she shares their love for getting a buzz on, and catching onto good vibrations herself.
Everyone knows that the more open and accepting you are to things the further you can get in life and just like with most of life this is mirrored in sexuality as well.
This FuckHerRight.com super-slut maximizes pleasure and her porn career exposure by showing that both of her holes are wide open and accepting of all the action and splooge she can take.
Ask a bunch of chicks what their main pet peeve when having sex is and many of them will say guys who don’t know how to arouse a woman using their breasts…some go too hard, some go too soft and it’s rare to find guys that can find that balance between pleasure and pain and stay on the side that the chick wants you on…
PinkandPerfect.com chicks love getting to do scenes with each other because they have been around enough and with other babes so many times that they have the perfect pressure as perfect as they are.
This FuckHerRight.com slut had one helluva ride and came a zillion times but she also learned one important lesson when it comes to young lovers…
They may have a ton of stamina and be able to get it up easily but a too awesome blowjob can send their staying power straight to hell…after all this photoshoot was supposed to be a creampie….oops!
Every Slut out there knows and has shown that when it comes to the word perfect, there is something about each and everyone of them that they excel at to perfect levels…for some it’s fucking, or sucking, or anal, or talking dirty, or squirting, or swallowing a load etc etc…
With this PinkandPerfect.com slut it’s obvious what she excels at…just one look at those luscious lips and you know that they were made by god to be wrapped around the head of a cock…and take it from me her other lips are just as perfectly sculpted.
Soooo many porn sites and mostly they all have the same stuff over and over and over…a generic look in the sluts posing where one becomes interchangeable with the others and lately a lot of lazy camera guys who take shots where you don’t get to see the REAL action happening…
FuckHerRight.com still has the same hot pics as always and mantains the same in your face view as it always has…being as constant as ever. Cmon people when you shoot porn make sure that the viewer gets a true full on closeup of the action like this.
